Thursday, October 11

Space: Above and beyond

Did you watch the launch last night? The rocket launch to take the first ever Malaysian into space? Yes, it was a defining moment. A history in the making.

For over a week now, Astro has dedicated a channel to publicise the event. And it was on for 24 hours a day. Not being hooked to cable, I was not privileged to watch the show, which is a blessing in disguise, because to me, the whole thing is being blown out of proportion. But then again, we are talking about sending our own man into space, the final frontier.

So the guy is an eye candy. Elton John looks better on his bad hair day. So the guy is a doctor. McSteamy can beat him anytime, anyday. So the guy beat thousands of applicants for the title of angkasawan. That was only because I didn't apply for the job.

Okay, I might not be a doctor. I might also not be a pilot. In fact, I'm a nobody. I'm not even an eye candy. People don't give me second glances.

So, why do I think I can beat him?

I don't. I'm just bitter that I was not in the rocket blasting into space, and creating history. I'm jealous because I'm just a lollipop, while he is a cotton candy.

It's just a matter of time. Sooner or later, we'll have our first astronaut. Sooner or later, we'll have our own space shuttle (maybe we'll have to buy from the Russians), our first space station, out first nuclear weapon. Of course there is a price to pay for everything, but in the name of development, and putting our nation in the world's map, it is all worth it.

And I wouldn't be surprised, that upon his return, he will be conferred awards upon awards, starting with a Datukship.

The lucky bastard!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah...I went to the North Pole, became the first Malaysian to jump off buildings, rode a jet-ski 1000km in 21 hours....

I have to wait for my eldest daughter to get married for me to have any chance of becoming a Datuk.

Cik Puan Sri Quzz said...

ahh seademon u dah kawin rupanye
hahahha

ardy...
sound more like jelesssss eh..??
takpe...i never fancy his look. i need a plain man, thats all i need...

selamat hari raya ardy
maaf zahir batin

zewt said...

at least you can still try... ppl like me... sure fail... if u know what i mean.

ManaL said...

He's what the world need to know about a soon to be a typical "goodlooking" bolehland dude. Tak baik jeles2 di hari raya yg mulia, he's also facing with such great odds being far away from earth and so on...not an easy job ok, and with those MOUs between russia and msia, he's carrying a certain great loads of hopes and expectations what...

Tapi kan, since the 1st voyage took off, pak lah encouraged more n more msian to be sent up there too...ni kira milestone or KPI saper nih agaknya...

Marliza Radzi said...

hahaha!

some people prefer lollipop anyway.

selamat hari raya, ardy!

Anonymous said...

aphroditekuzz...correction. PERNAH.

ardy said...

Seademon,

Maybe you should arrange her to be married to me ;)

Aphroditekuzz,

I am jealous! But then again, I am a plain man. I'm as plain as it comes.

ardy said...

Zewt,

Yeah, I know. It sucks, doesn't it?

Manal,

Maybe I'll get to go up next! In my dreams, that's it ;)

ardy said...

AM,

Do introduce them to me ;) Enjoy your raya!

floweryskies said...

Hello Ardy,

This is the first time i leave a comment on your blog :)
Actually we're just sent a celebrity to the space. Me, i only agree with those experiment on micro-gravity effects on protein crystallisations n cell dev and also on the space radiation effects on cancer cell that he did. The yoyo stuff, dude! thats what we called a kinetics standard 4 pupil also knew about it!
I really hate the way he answered the question. Sounds very "artis2" malaysia. As an educated person he doesnt sound like one hehehe...
Hey Ardy, about your jealousy i have no comment on that hehe...