Tuesday, February 12

V is for Valentine

Call me a romantic fool, but I always look forward to Valentine's Day. Not that I celebrate it, since I've been single for as long as I can remember, but it's heartening to read and hear about those lucky ones who have someone to celebrate it with.

Which reminds me, The Imam at the mosque I went to for Friday's prayer last week did a sermon about how celebrating Valentine's Day is haram, since the day originated from a Christian martyr with the same name. But then again, so is celebrating Deepavali, Christmas and other festivities, come to think of it. Well, that's what they said anyway.

Nowadays, Valentine's Day has more commercial values rather than what it is supposed to mean. It's a day when the price of flowers goes up like a rocket being launched, and expensive restaurants become more expensive, and are only accessible through reservations. Flowers and expensive candlelight dinner. I guess it doesn't take much to win a girl's heart nowadays. Oh yes, don't forget that perfect gift (a diamond ring, or a diamond pendant, perhaps) to totally sweep her off her feet.

My first Valentine's experience was a little comical. I think I was only 9 at that time, and it wasn't like I have a girlfriend at that time. But I happened to befriended this sweet little girl who lived behind my house, and we were sort of dating (well, more like playmates). But I would love to imagine that we were dating, since most of the time we were playing house and we always imagine ourselves as husband and wife.

Anyway, come Valentine's Day that year, I gave her some flowers, but since I couldn't afford to buy any, and I couldn't find any pretty enough that I could pluck, I did the next best thing that was possible. I cut pictures of flowers from magazines, and pasted them on cardboards which I then cut into the appropriate shape. And I remember sharing with her a bar of chocolate, which I smuggled out from the fridge in my house. And what did I get in return? Well, I think I'll keep that to myself (get that thought out of your mind, we were only 9 years old at that time!)

Fast forward a few years, when I was in secondary school, the value of Valentine's Day sort of diminished, most probably because I was in a boarding school and we were warned by those righteous brothers not to celebrate it in any way. But being quite popular with the opposite sex, I was showered with the occasional gift, and love letters, although most of them came anonymously.

Anyway, my last Valentine was quite a success. I cooked dinner for my girlfriend at that time (yes, I finally had one, and we were a couple, not playmates). I managed to coaxed my housemates to leave the house for the night (it involved an exchanged of cash) and did quite a romantic setting, with candles and flowers and nice music in the background. My spaghetti turned up well, and she was totally taken by the whole thing. My reward, well, needless to say, it was definitely better than the one I received when I was 9 years old.

So do I have any plans for this year's Valentine? Most probably not. But you'll never know. I might change my mind at the very last minute. But wait a minute, I'm missing an important ingredient for the whole thing to take place. I don't have a girlfriend.

22 comments:

najibest said...

Ardy,

C'mon share it man..even 9 year olds know how to have fun :)

Anyway, you sure those gifts and love letters back in secondary school came from the girls? heh :)

Bakawali said...

heheheheh.... I agree with Najibest... are you sure the gifts and love letters came from girls. As far as I know the boarding schools in malaysia are notorious breeding ground for....

:)

Spena said...

Ardy, you have GFs like me and Ryzah; maybe just not a special GF ;-)
Well, I wouldn't mind to go to your place and have spaghetti with you! Hehehe

Anonymous said...

Happy Vallapalam Day.

Have a banana and be happy.

Save your money, go buy porn DVDs and some food (jajan). I can guarantee you that you'd be happier that way.

Why spend money on someone who'll leave you several weeks after that?

Hazyr said...

Ardy,

I totally agree with Kak Spena... I dont mind trying your spaghetti. Afterall, that's what friends are for! ;)

D.N.A.S said...

So, jadi ke tak ni? Spaghetti at Ardy's place tomorrow night?
U masak seafood olio aje pun takpe.... hehehehe.

najibest said...

Ardy's place got free spaghetti? heh :)

Anonymous said...

Make sure you guys call me kalau jadi!

ardy said...

Najibest,

Yup, fun is indeed the keyword ;) Well, it could be from the other boys too. But then again, boys liking boys are very unlikely in my school. We were more conservative and traditional.

Bakawali,

That only happened in schools like the one in Kuala Kangsar, or the one previously in Bandar Tun Razak. It doesn't help that the only woman they get to see are the lunch lady at the dining hall.

ardy said...

Spena,

You've been to my place. I don't think it's a suitable place to hold a spaghetti party!

Seademon,

Why buy porn when you can download them?

ardy said...

Hazyr,

Not only have you been to my place, you have also slept on my bed! Unless of course you're thinking of spaghetti in bed, then give me a buzz tomorrow ;)

DNAS,

Suddenly I feel that I owe everyone a party! But maybe instead of a party, I should host a speed dating party, now that sounds more fun ;)

ardy said...

Najibest,

You just can't resist free food, don't you?

Seademon,

Don't think it's going to happen, but that doesn't mean we can't have coffee at GJ.

Spena said...

SO Ardy, coffee at GJ tomorrow to replace the spaghetti party? Ryzah, jomlah....the more the merrier!

IBU said...

14th Feb, khamis, mlm 'jemeat'. your righteous brothers would remind you, baca ler surah yaaaaassiinnn... baca selalu mudah temu jodoh yg seswai... hehehe ....

Saja nak anti climax! hahah!

Adik2 ku hazyr, spena, dnas - dulu2 righteous sisters at alma mater kata apa ek re Val's Day? I cannot remember la, coz obviously I wasn't one of the righteous ones :P

najibest said...

But I really want free spaghetti....:( ..oh well..just prego for me then :)

Hazyr said...

Ardy,

I didnt sleep on your bed the other day la.. Remember, the ungentlemanly snoring bunch took the bed and I had to take the floor instead? isk isk isk...

Anyway, where is GJ?? ( don't even know what it stands for!)

Ibu,

The only thing that I could remember was this was the day when the co-op and usahawan muda lots (and I was one of them!) made lots of money selling all sorts of gifts and dedications.. sangat-sangat business-minded woo...

Anonymous said...

GJ?

No la...I'm gonna waste money paying RM288++ per pax at Menara KL.

Anonymous said...

ardy...you were referring to male boarding schools? No, the matron was my modal melancap those days - anak mami with big boobs.

So what do female boarding schools breed? I'd like your view on this. I'm sure most of your blog audience would like to know this too. ;)

ardy said...

Spena,

Pelita sounds like a better place ;)

Ibu,

There is another activity which is also afdal to do. But you have to be married to do it ;)

ardy said...

Najibest,

Err, don't you have a wife who can cook for you? ;)

Ryzah,

GJ is for Gloria Jeans, in Subang Parade (please read DNAS blog for more info).

SD,

Oh, don't you have plenty of boys at your disposal to help you pleasuring yourself?

najibest said...

Ardy,

"Err, don't you have a wife who can cook for you? ;)

good question...let me think about that :)

ardy said...

Najibest,

Hahah! Didn't expect that answer though. Maybe it's time for you to organize a party at your place ;)