Mothers out there, here are some words of wisdom to impart to your daughters.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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4 comments:
Words of wisdom #5: I second!
;)
They used to say, behind every great man, there was a great woman. But these days ..... it could be a man behind him!! p/s Jgn pandang belakanngggg ... hahahaha
Eh! No 1 tu kan... we may not be able to 'change' men, but hey..... we sure can undress them.... wink! wink! LOL!!
1. But they insist their women to change. I guess its time the ladies change their bopren/hubby too. The soon to be ex is so last season innit...
2. kalau byk bopren?
3. FOC ke? so they all can group-hug is it?
4. But they wander themselves anyway...save the hassles of asking them to wait while we shop
5. Younger always better. It makes a woman feel so much worth it spending more money on beauty product and regimes
6.I beg to differ, coz each have different dick shape, size and length
7. They themselves miserable lots. havent u heard how envious they can be seeing their male frens discussing their kids?
8. Thats why they can only last 3 mins or less.
9. This might be very practical
10. They die eye-closed either way.
11. suggesting a normal man has a short span of thinking cap?
12. No wonder its better to let woman on top?
13. I thot this one is more favourable to women?
14. It may end up laughing at him instead?
15. That wud make women the greater beings: the more complex and all?
Hazyr,
Still questing for the holy grail, I see ;)
Ibu,
Heheh! How true, nowadays it could be another man behind another man ;)
Manal,
Women have always been the greater beings, it's just that they let the men to think otherwise and let them play with their big toys ;)
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